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I PUT THE ME IN LAME

-My personality type is an INFJ.
-I take way too long to post chapters of my stories.
-Wait, "normal" people sleep in the PM hours and wake up in the AM hours?
-I was born at an incredibly young age.
-My music taste literally goes from punk rock to disney film soundtracks.
-I ENJOY THE OCCASIONAL USE OF THIS "CAPS LOCK" THING
-I seriously love talking to people, but I radiate awkwardness so its a bit difficult. I WARM UP TO PEOPLE. Seriously. Talk to me. Don't be alarmed by my... awkwardness? Social anxiety ^^;
-Turquoise is a great color.
Its cyantifically proven.
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PUNS
-Tumblr is the-mildly-okayish-gatsby or shelby2398
-Puns are basically my life.
-TOTALLY INTROVERTED
-You MAY THINK YOU'RE COOL but you're just room temperature


Pajamas Stamp by WorldincoffeeSarcasm Stamp by PoisonTonicLXMicronesia, Federated States o by SirvanaRachanaI Run With Lords of Time Stamp by pockyisgoodNostalgia Critic Stamp by justdacatFreaking Airport Stamp by chibi22"Isn't this great, Squidward?" by Hail-the-WhaleMy Life, Based On A True Story by LaurenEatsChildrenSuper Patrick by Fyi-SusWe have tecnology... by Shiro-Redfieldicwutudidthar by Fyi-SusRun Patrick Run by Fyi-SusSponge.Bob by Fyi-SusLOL Patrick by Fyi-Suswait patrick by Fyi-Sus:intardnet: by LeoLeonardoYOU ARE DEAD TO ME stamp by SupremeSonrioShut Up by Fyi-SusThe taste of pie stamp by SupremeSonrioIf looks could kill stamp by quazo

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I don't really do commissions. I will do gifts, rarely, but you should be a close friend if so. I do art trades on occasion, however. :)
I may accept an offer for commissions, though... It would just depends on what it was. So don't be afraid to ask me about it!
And when I talk about doing requests, I'll usually have people make suggestions and I'll draw a few of them. I don't usually do them all.

I'm very sorry I take so long to post art, stories, and other things. My life is very busy between school and whatever else I'm working on at the time.
If I bombard your inbox with a bunch of new things, don't be surprised. It will just be a bit rare.
However, I am always free to talk, note, and chat most of the time. I'm usually here, but hobbies like art and writing usually take me a while. Thank you for any patience!

If I ever offend you, don't be afraid to tell me. I really want to keep this page drama-free and not get involved in any arguments or fights if possible. I'll steer clear of that stuff in my fandoms if I can, too. I don't really prefer to share my opinions on matters between certain people if things like that happen, so I would kindly appreciate it if you leave me out of arguments.

Hate mail is not appreciated... I don't want to start any fights. Please, again, if I offend you, say something. It would be much preferred if we discuss what happened. Hatemail is a really unpleasant thing to get, and I would rather not get hurt, hurt you, or let anyone else in to it and hurt them somehow.

Don't be afraid to talk to me. I do have a bit of social anxiety, but I enjoy talking. :)

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Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen (1)
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
OFFICIAL WORLD'S LAMEST

Shelby, INFJ, social vegan (avoids meet), super lame. In fact, Shelby is well known for putting the me in lame. She says "ding dang" pretty often, and makes puns and sarcastic jokes constantly. No one finds them funny. She enjoys Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and watching two seasons or more of Sherlock in one day. She often has strange dreams inspiring her to write stories, which she takes forever to post and is lazy and can't get off the ding dang couch and do anything with her life. She is able to quote movies, books, and songs much too often. She spends most of her days reading, watching movies, or writing bad poetry and stories.
Residence: under a rock
Interests: netflix, pizza
Goal in Life: To live like Larry
Favorite fruit: Gluten Freetos
Breed of dinosaur: Thesaurus
Other accounts: :iconmynameissarcasm: (poetry account)
Why you should watch me: Whatever floats your boat dude
Current Location: Enduring the heat of my laptop because I cannot get out of beanbag
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I HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 17, 2014, 4:01 PM
SHOULD I CHANGE MY USERNAME 

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  • Reading: The Book Thief
  • Watching: my homework

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Shelby2398:iconshelby2398:
uH, YEAH, I GUESS SO }: o )
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HoNk HoNk, CoOl, BrO. (Is this going to be our thing now? XD)
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uM, YES, YOU ARE,,,
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AM I DOING IT RIGHT?!?!
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You want some Bailey's
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im old gregggggggggg
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psst hey there
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Pssst hey there
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GPinos Featured By Owner 2 days ago
thnks for watching!!! <3<3<3
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OmissionSoul Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member
Thank you for the fav! x3
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Shelby2398 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aww, no need to thank me! You're pretty talented, I love your gallery. :) 
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OmissionSoul Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
;o; !!!
you're too kind ;w; <333
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enigmaticsmile Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fave!
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Shelby2398 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course! :)
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laurengary Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
Hiya Shelby !! Thanks bunches for faving hon ! :hug:
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Shelby2398 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi there. :) Of course, no need to thank me! I really do love your gallery. I don't see art like your often enough. It's fantastic. 
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Onyx-Philomel Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Many thanks for the favorite. :skull:
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Shelby2398 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Always happy to. 
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